Selena

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

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wifigodz:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

(Source: lmaoalien, via pizza)

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via nighthooker)

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

(via lubricates)

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(Source: themethfairy, via that-boy-with-scars)

No one’s life seems great between midnight and 7 a.m. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow.

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

(via edgarallanstripperpoe)

tardis-mind-palace:

ineffablyserpentine:

my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her

like they stole a street sign 

that said the street name

they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school

and all 100 kids were like stealing signs

my english teacher was the head of a crime ring

I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…

even though all the signs were there

(via fucking-cat)

lonelywhiteasian:

and an especially big Fuck You to evolution for not making me a dragon

(Source: bongfucker, via lubricates)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via recoveryofabrokenteen)

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

(Source: baracknobama, via sniffing)

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